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s02e23 features Jay and KC back in the fray! Jay opens with an unfortunate tale involving fender benders before the gang deliberates on the various Anthony Andersons and talk the virtues of bowling good. They debate whether one can indeed ‘rassle with other people’s kids, Jay expounds on sweatpants and gives TMI on his privates. He shares a little insight into a project he’s working on and then into his penis off drugs before Mike talks Prince’s body of work. They hit Top of the Hour and play classic musician charades while talking different types of foods and assuming that Jay’s is under-seasoned. Mike makes peace with his life’s choices, Jay holds hands with a stranger and they talk masturbation interrupted before KC and Mike dash Jay’s hopes of landing a job on CBC. They close out on further masturbation speak, this time nostalgia edition, and make a Klay Thompson joke. Lasers!

Dennis Brown - Open Your Eyes
Drake - That’s How You Feel
Future - Racks Blue
The Impressions - For Your Precious Love
Arcade Fire - Une Annee Sans Lumiere
Aimee Mann - Just Like Anyone

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17 is a special lil joint that pieces together some unearthed conversations from previous episodes Nay (s02e07) and Cherubian Offerings (s02e08). It kicks off with KC questioning whether he can make reggae being Trinidadian and Jay and Mike getting scientific about colour. They talk animal feats including dance battles and scouts including their cookies. Art rears its ugly head and Mike and Jay further discuss its relevance before talking animals again. Mike and Jay talk Craig Mack and Bad Boy Records going God before Mike Jay and KC discuss a friend who’s seminaring on landing ladies. Mike and Jay talk doing the most on an island, Jay examines getting older and everyone examines what’s going on with M.O.P. and then Juvenile. They discuss pros and cons of co-ops, come up with old promoter names, talk Groove Theory’s chances in the current climate and why Juicy J can’t lose. Lasers!

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Episode 14 kicks off with a return to some of the issues that the Lasers started unraveling in episode 13, namely Jay’s relationship stuff. They play a lil association game that is to games what peels are to bananas and then delve deeper into the drama surrounding Jay’s life. They explore pretty gnarly penis hole stories, Mike makes a bit of a personal revelation :0 and they pontificate on Madonna’s pp (private parts). They make light of Jay’s circumstances while Jay hopes he hasn’t overshared before they talk about the podcast’s direction and Jay’s options. They recall NSFW tour stories and then close out with final thoughts on love and what’s important. Lasers!

Kanye West - All Mine
Kanye West - Wouldn't Leave
Kanye West - No Mistake
Kanye West - Ghost Town
Kanye West - Violent Crimes
Myra Barnes (Vicki Anderson) - The Message From The Soul Sisters
Pusha T - Hard Piano (Featuring Rick Ross)
George Benson - Turn Your Love Around
Pusha T - Santeria

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It’s getting personaaaal in episode 13, part 1 of a 2 part series chronicling for the most part Jay’s romantic comings and goings which just so happen to have taken a turn for the dramatic recently. They kick off with him sharing the misadventures that led to the end of more than one unhappy union before they talk the merits of couch sleeping and secret air in pull-out couches. Jay examines his choices, what he wants and why, before they hit Top of the Hour and run through some Q&A. Mike shares some insight into Jay’s problems and then into Kyle Korver’s basketball posture before they examine what actually constitutes locker room talk and how to have sex outside in the summer. They make jokes about outdoorsy trips and Mike makes Jay examine the underside of some of his ideas on relationships before KC invents a crazy bed concept.

Kanye West - I Thought About Killing You
Kanye West - Yike
Kanye West - All Mine
Pusha T - What Would Meek Do (Featuring Kanye West)

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Season 2, episode 8 brings bff of the show KC back into the mix! They start off with talk of Karl Malone, the Utah Jazz and then inevitably Mormons, before examining the Hot Boyz and questionable behaviour on the part of Baby. They discuss antiquated ideas of man code, having professional security and then general metro security and whether Jay offended someone’s dad at a party. Jay recalls a rapper who got got by ODB’s son, KC talks botoxing babies and Mike explains what a cherub is before conversation devolves entirely. Sexual preference comes up, Mike equates Dr Phil and his wife to Busta and Spliff Star looool and they discuss going viral. Jay and KC workshop Kanye rants but about Ernie Hudson from GhostBusters and KC gets political. To close out, they compare and contrast historical “geniuses”.

Orpheus Four - Caverns
Juvenile - Run For It (feat Lil Wayne)
Lloyd - You (feat Lil Wayne)
Petey Pablo - Don't Like Me
The Black Keys - Dearest
Beach House - Walk in the Park
Res - Ice King
The Groupies - Primitive
 

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Ooooo shoot Lasers on the Ride is back for another season!! To kick off episode 1 the Lasers rank various talk show hosts against the Carson Daly benchmark before Jay reveals the dirty secret that he watches unboxing videos on youtube. They discuss their early stabs at rapping and talk why someone might re-use a freestyle verse or Jay Leno might and did re-use material for an entire career. They critique theme songs that Jay made for season 2 that don’t make the grade and argue about how uncomfortable you need to be in a cabin for it to fulfill cabin requirements. They discuss Diddy on Drink Champs where he made Fab (-O-L-O-U-S) and Jadakiss uncomfy and the circumstances under which they would grave rob. They round the episode out wondering whether worms can be mutilated or are in fact already mutilated, whether Russia controls the internet and whether everything is everything and how much of everything there is (infinity???).

Mase - Welcome Back
Snoop Dogg - Doggfather (album)
Daz Dillinger & WC - Late Nite
Nelly - Down in da Water
More Doggfather

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Trumpcast is the last segment in the 10 part Multiverse series that the Lasers put together while season 2 is getting underway (aka thirstquencher). Mike, Jay and KC spend the segment discussing Trump’s deplorable behaviour, comments, decisions and all-around personhood.

Terry Bradshaw’s MS DOScast, part 9 of 10 of the Multiverse, opens with football talk. Mike and Jay convey their strong dislike for the game while KC begs to differ and they discuss change through sports and then change in sports. Finally, Mike relays the hateful history of the confederate statues that pepper the American landscape and the determined white women who put them there.

Songs

Brockhampton - Swamp

Paul Wall - Sittin’ Sidewayz

Kodak Black - Dream Doll

“The Oz Facadecast” is part 8 in Lasers on the Ride’s multiverse series. The Lasers broach Jay’s artwork for the episode and take a rather in depth look at the Wizard of Oz pastiche that he’s created.

“Odd Dogcast”, part 7 in Lasers on the Ride’s multiverse series, kicks off with a ghost-ey story from KC before Mike makes everyone uncomfortable. They discuss modern sex, Jay gives advice, KC does a Kardi impression and Mike says “less oral more aural” but really for the sake of more oral.

Songs

John Givez - Untitled

Supakaine - What a Feeling

“The Cod Squadcast” is part 6 in Lasers on the Ride’s Multiverse series. It starts with the Lasers identifying the different members of the Cod Squad with varying degrees of success before they examine SJP’s marriage with Matthew Broderick. The group finishes things off with a wild take on the inner workings of the squad before examining rather (too) closely whether they’d get with Ariel.

“Ahmad Rashadcast” is part 5 in Lasers on the Ride’s Multiverse series. Mike, Jay and KC discuss Ahmad Rashad’s illustrious NFL career and why selling CDs hand to hand in 2017 is bananas and also the devil at work.

Songs

Action Bronson - 9-24-700 (feat Rick Ross

Wiz Khalifa - Something New (Feat Ty Dolla $ign)

“Nimrod’s Bodcast” is part 4 in Lasers on the Ride’s multiverse series. Jay tries to convince Mike and KC that Nimrod, an ancient mythological figure, isn’t caucasian despite all signs to the contrary such as skin colour. They round things out with an etymological look at ‘swole’.

Part 3 of Lasers on the Ride’s multiverse series is “The Mod Broadcast” where the Lasers discuss all things mod but really just the scooters. They throw on some lmao accents and sort of examine the music from the era.

Songs

Laurel Aitken - Voodoo Woman

“Rod, Todd, and Charlamagne tha Godcast” is part 2 of Lasers on the Ride’s multiverse series. The crew examines The Simpsons’ universe if Jay got ahold of it and public masturbation and then performative urination. Don Cherry’s facial hair catches an L.

ayyyyy activity! Fraud Applausecast is part 1 of 10 in a little series we’re referring to as the Multiverse - not season 1 but not yet season 2, it’s just a little snack in the meantime. Jay, Mike and KC break down what exactly constitutes fraud applause, when it best applies, and what it sounds like. As its usefulness is debated, the group coins the term ‘moguana’ and laughs. It’s good to be back yall, it is goooooood to be back. Season 2 on its way!     

Songs

Sabrina Claudio - Belong to You

Lil Uzi Vert - Right Now

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Merry Christmas from Lasers on the Ride!!! The episode kicks off with the introduction of a drinking game and discussions of good and bad presents of yesteryear. The gang discusses the tradition and each Laser’s respective plans for the holiday and then traumatic Christmas experiences from their youth. They broach the rules of secret santa and whether picking your own name and following through with a gift for yourself makes you a sociopath, in which case the Lasers are 2 for 4. They exchange gifts and KC’s mom videochats in and sings Little Drummer Boy for yall before KC drops a Christmas freestyle. They phone some friends to wish them a Merry Christmas and close the shit out with Eazy-E’s Christmas album.

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The Grammy Family, episode 47 of Lasers on the Ride, kicks off with talk of the recent face punching spree sweeping St Henri and the Lasers receiving real Grammy noms for imaginary work. The conversation turns quickly to masturbation before they discuss Kanye West’s emotional state and how to process one’s feelings for one’s idols. Jay gives a bad rendition of a proposal he witnessed and they discuss fighting kangaroos, some buff and some less buff. Mike shares a motivational tool his past self used to keep his present self accountable and the Lasers discuss certain changes they might have wanted to have instituted in 2016.  KC closes the stuff out with a freestyle, you’re welcome and merry christmas.

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Episode 45, Regression Session, kicks off with talk of glassware while KC hits a dance that you can’t see but you can feel. Mike takes a final stand against nostalgia and they discuss the phenomenon of adults consuming culture that was ultimately created for kids while Jay wonders whether Tom Selleck has twitter. Mike breaks down Canadian Thanksgiving, Jay gets more specific, and Mike celebrates vaginas for their strength and tenacity. Jay shares his crush on art girls and Mike helps him pick up before they discuss big Barry White’s sex appeal. They launch a beat battle sampling a famous Hendrix ditty and Akil tries his darndest to defend cartoons before Mike gives Transformers the business.

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In s01e44 the Lasers welcome Karma Atchykah, rapper/music businessman from Montreal and representative for Fool’s Gold member Shash’U. He breaks down his current situation and what he’s got going on before the Lasers get into christmas mode and plan a secret santa. Jay hands out a few television treatments for Karma to flex upon and the crew talks buff kangaroos pre-viral-kangaroo-video.  Karma speaks on a few of his current projects and gives boss advice (quantity over quality my dude he says) and recalls some lame jobs. He speaks on his Haitian background and the group discusses the cultural usefulness of certain movies and themes. Akil wishes it were ‘92 while Karma shares his modern take on learning and the group discusses the dos, donts and beauty of shrooms consumption while Mike loves LSD. Jay gets too deep about the meaning of the podcast and Karma explains the origins of his name and his thoughts on karma as concept. Jay brainstorms an eggnog business, Akil can’t change won’t change, and Jay cheats on his ol’ mistress nostalgia.