David bowie was a g. He made the music he wanted to make, he dressed however the f**k he wanted to dress, and he slept with whoever he wanted to sleep with. I once saw him while speaking of the 70's, describe himself as a "closeted heterosexual", which is, hahahahaha. just like every person born post bowie, I was always aware of bowie. Truthfully though I never really listened to any of his sh*t until I saw the seu jorge covers of his songs in the film "the life aquatic". Despite not understanding a word, it was enough to entice me to delve deeper into his catalog. Since his death, a lot of interesting things have come out about bowie, but these are my favorites.

Bowie telling MTV they're full of sh*t.

Bowie telling coldplay their song song is weak.

hahahaha, you know, g shit!

ooohhh sh*t, kano's back! I remember when I first heard kano, in the days when you had to be searching for a british rapper to ever hear a british rapper. I'm telling you it was not easy to find a british dude that wasn't rapping double time, and I was officially over that around then. Jay z had recently cemented his position as the f**king best to ever do it and they were calling him "the uk's jay z" and so you know, that was a good cosign. Eventually he rediscovered his grime/garage? roots and I discovered guitars and that was that, until jay lindsay put me on to the tv show "top boy" in which he had/has? a principle role. If you haven't seen that shit you're bugging. It's been three years since the last season but there were two years between the first two, so who knows. The british are wild with their tv shows man, 3 episodes a season, years between seasons and all that crazy sh*t, absolutely no respect for the audience. That's all whatever though cause IT'S 2016 AND THIS SONG IS CRAZY! kano's still rapping double time but I've come to terms with it. My own issues man, my own issues.

Is morly the best thing to come out of minneapolis since prince? I couldn't tell you, at this point I've only heard this one song and I haven't researched who's from minneapolis. I do know that this track goes from good to f**king beautiful at around a minute forty-seven. Don't skip to it though, you need the backstory.

New future?! I think it's his sixth project in the realm of two years, which is pretty much definite proof that this motherf**ker is crazy. Allow me to help if you're starting to find it hard to differentiate between his sh*t. That song right up there is a jam.  This song is perfect for when it's time to punch faces. This song will probably be your/my favorite eventually. And in my experience, this song is the kind you make usually riiiiiiight before taking a break from drugs.

This is the first track we released as DEEPHEAD. Drugs part one is a lil kim song from the hardcore album. We all loved the original song when we were kids, but it's one of those joints, the f***ing nineties man, where the first verse keeps going, and going, and going and it loses hella steam. You're pretty much about to hit that dreaded fast forward button and sit in silence for thirty seconds when then the hook kicks in and it's f**king amazing again. I'm not saying ours is better, I mean there can't be a part two without a part one and all that, but ours doesn't lose any motherf***ing steam.

This is the face you make when you're scrolling through facebook and see that your ex-gf is dating a rapper. This is also the face you make when you look up for a second on the bus and notice that everyone's staring at your exposed penis.

Oh sh*t, goddamn. This motherf**ker is the truth right here. I guess the days of Toronto being a joke are officially long gone. You remember that?, when they were just wishing and hoping you'd mistake them for new york? Then again, it could've just been perspective, mine colored through montreal's bougie arrogance, trying to be Paris and all that. If I was eighteen, I'd recommend this to every girl I know, and then go on to be generally negligent of their feelings until I broke all their hearts. Sequentially, starting with the shortest and ending with the tallest. Something about hurting a tall girl is too sad for me. If you picture this beautiful giant head with a huge nose crying above the clouds you'll get it. The whole album is f**king dope by the way.