I'm telling you man, we're moving into a new era as far as aliases go. I've seen a lot of wild ones but this is definitely one of my favorites. I just wonder if life on other planets would have our same preoccupation with skin tones. I feel that they'd probably have their own arbitrary lines to draw. Or is it that you're just an alien, doing alien sh*t, getting hated on by other aliens for having dry tentacles or whatever, and you don't even know you're light skinned until you crash on earth? Where everybody's so busy showing you you're black that they don't even notice your f**king tail.