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Ever wondered what a young Martin Scorcese would sound like describing a Taco Bell Sriracha Chicken Slider? After watching a full two hours of this kid's channel I can say that Patreon, host of “Running On Empty - Fooood Review”, is hands down the most entertaining food reviewer on Youtube. Armed with his signature "going in" catchphrase and a suit that's slightly too big, watching Patreon ingest and review fast food products is the funniest thing I've seen this year thus far. Seriously, whether he knows it or not, I have no idea, this kid's performances are brilliant, Andy Kauffman-esque even. He drops too many gems to mention. By my estimation there's one every thirty seconds or so. To sweeten the pot, a portion of the money he's raised from his internet fan-base, has gone towards achieving his goal of broadcasting his reviews on shortwave radio, "for the world to hear".

*Here's a special encore video of Patreon “tearing KFC a new one”. From his car. In the middle of the night.